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My Birthday Surprise
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My Birthday Surprise
Book Dimensions: 6.75" x 8.25"
$12.95
A great gag gift for any grown-up who thinks they have the "keys to success."
Yes, it was birthday time again, (birthday). (Star) of (Hometown) had reached yet another major plateau in (his) life - age (age). (Star) was a high flier, a born leader, and a (man) of many accomplishments. There was no doubt about it - (Star) was a legend in (his) own mind.
(Friends) had planned a big birthday bash for (Star) this year. Hand-written invitations had been sent to all (his) friends. Fortunately for (Friends), the job had been very easy. Only a few invitations had to be written.
(Friends) had spent a lot of time developing a theme for this special birthday party. It was - (Star) - The ten keys to success in your life. Obviously, the theme was a very popular one. The party room was packed.
(Friends) started (his) success story by explaining that the path (Star) had followed through life had been met with a series of closed doors. Over the years, judging from the shape of (his) beak, many of these doors had been slammed in (his) face. Despite these setbacks, (Star) had still managed to become a success in (Hometown). It was evident that these ten keys had worked a miracle for (Star).
(Star) and the rest of the party group were quiet when (Friends) announced the first key to (his) success. "Always be full of hot air." (Star) had devoted much of (his) life to achieving this goal. Those who knew (him) agreed that (he) was definitely full of it.
The second key of success way "Stay young." (Star) maintained (his) youthful appearance by following a strict exercise program. (His) favorite activity seemed to be jogging to the refrigerator. Unfortunately, staying young was difficult after (age) birthday celebrations. In fact, lighting the candles on (his) birthday cake was considered a fire hazard for (Star) and everyone else present at the party.
Believing that "No mountain is too hard to climb" was another component of the success formula for (Star). Anyone who had ever seen (Star) demolish a mountain of ice cream topped with whipped cream and a cherry realized the truth of this statement. (He) could whittle it down in seconds......